A man ordered a masala dose in a restaurant. When the waiter served him he ate only the fillings next he ordered a sandwich but this time also he ate only the cheese in it. Out of curiosity the waiter asked “why are you only eating the fillings” so the man answered “I am a patient and my doctor has advice me not to eat the OUTSIDE FOOD.
RAMYA: Daddy, what are 4 grapes and 2 grapes?
DADDY: Can’t you work out such a simple sum on your own
TEACHER: Sunil, what is the outer covering of a tree trunk called?
SUNIL: I don’t know, miss.
TEACHER: Bark Sunil, bark.
SUNIL: BOW-BOW.
The ICU of a renowned hospital seemed jinxed.. all patients admitted to a particular bed died on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctor and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
As no one was able to solve the mystery, a team of expert doctors was formed and they decided to investigate the cause of deaths. On a Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., the team nervously hid outside the ICU. Some of them had even gone as far as to bring prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. The minutes ticked by and suddenly the clock struck 11.Every one waited with bathed breath when the part time Sunday sweeper appeared and unplugged the life-support system so that he could use the VACCUM CLEANER!!!!!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign?
STUDENT: The one that "School Ahead,Go Slow"
Sardar-Why are all these people running?
Man-This is a race.The winner gets the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner gets cup, why are all others running.
FUNNY LEAVE LETTERS See , how people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications;) · Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."
This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.." ·
From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." ·
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" ·
An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ·
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." ·
Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ·
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." ·
Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ·
Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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